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You’re Soaking In It.

You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! Don’t leave home without it. Fly the friendly skies. Ancient Chinese secret, huh? When you care enough to send the very best. Because I’m worth it.  A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Be all you can be.

Where do you want to go today? I liked it so much I bought the company. Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os. My goodness, my Guinness! It takes a lickin’, but it keeps on tickin’. Just do it. With a name like Smuckers….it has to be good. Obey your thirst.

Let your fingers do the walking. Crunch all you want, we’ll make more. The ultimate driving machine. I have a headache this big. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Is it live, or is it Memorex? Have it your way.   Membership has its privileges. Drivers wanted. Got Milk?

Reach out and touch someone. Calgon, take me away. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. Mmm, mmm, good. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. The few, the proud. Tastes great, less filling. I’m not just a member, I’m the president.

A diamond is forever. So easy a caveman can do it. The breakfast of champions. Kid tested, mother approved. The quicker picker upper. All the news that’s fit to print. Think Different. I want my MTV. Good to the last drop. When it rains, it pours. Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.

Finger lickin’ good. Tastes so good cats ask for it by name. Where’s the beef? You deserve a break today! Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. We bring good things to life.

You’ve come a long way baby.


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