Posted by Floyd Diebel 13 Comments

Come on nerds, let’s build stuff

We’re looking for another developer to help us build awesome stuff that runs on computers. And phones. And other stuff like that.

You are

  • Able to quickly learn new languages and code patterns
  • Interested in latest technologies and best coding practices
  • Wanting to work in a fun, crazy environment
  • Totally up for being challenged to code crazy things
  • Super organized
  • Philosophical in your approach to life, and work
  • Able to work in our shop in Downtown Sacramento, we are not looking for a remote developer
  • Someone who loves cats (a cat works with us in the shop)
  • Generally awesome

You are experienced with

  • HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and MySQL
  • Design software (Photoshop, Illustrator, etc)
  • SASS/Less, Stylus, Coffeescript, and jQuery
  • WordPress
  • Version control software (Git, SVN)

You’ll be working on

  • Coding, maintaining and improving our custom WordPress framework
  • Updating and maintaining websites and web applications
  • Helping in initial planning and development of new projects
  • Writing code for custom themes and plugins
  • Troubleshooting & problem solving in various development environments and their dependencies

So, yeah

If you think you fit this description, you might like working here, and we may like you too!

But… before you can apply you must go to the source and defeat the final boss. Good luck!


  • >>> A_nerd ():
    that has a high probability for wanting to possibly move to Sacramento that spends his free time coding synthesizer modules in things like Csound and puredata etc…

    It is later in the day, but can call tomorrow.

    Fluent in HTML, CSS, pythons, pearls, java stuff and related peripherals.

    I stopped paying for my WordPress page. Should make another resume. A love for parallax designs.

    Currently working at Buchla Electronic Musical Instruments. Please tell Floyd I found the price for his cool Moog :)

  • Hello Hiring Manager,
    Greetings of the day!
    I would love to be part of your valuable team and would give my 100% in your projects.
    About me:
    I am a front end designer and developer having more than 6+ years of experience.

    Understanding of open source projects like WordPress, Joomla, Drupal, Wikis, osCommerce, etc Demonstrable knowledge of web technologies including HTML, CSS, Javascript, AJAX etc Good knowledge of relational databases, version control tools and of developing web services (including mySQL as an essential)

    I will appreciate if you can give me some more details about scope of your project in hands so that we can discuss and proceed further.
    As per your requirements for a desired candidate, I possess all the qualities and experience that you are looking for. I am ready for the interview RIGHT NOW.

    ** Providing you quality work that will meet both your business and technical needs is my first priority. I ensure to meet deadlines and ready to be part of your team.

    Candidate Expectations from your end:

    1. Yes, I do possess experience in building custom WP themes, and building UI/UX frames and doing custom codes.
    2. Yes, I am fluent in English.
    3. Availability on Skype
    4. I am comfortable working in your time zone.
    5. Daily progress report will be shared.

    ** You can relay on me as I will be providing you a quality work and with quick turn around for the tasks you will be providing.

    As a matter of fact I am Available to start Immediately and I am online right now.

    Hope to have a healthy business relationship with you.

    Looking forward for your response.


  • I live over in Tahoe park a few minutes from downtown and I’ve taught myself python, javascript, node, mysql, html, css, react, sequelize, bootstrap/materialize, express, and some other things I can’t recall in the last three or four months. To say that I am a master of all of these technologies would be an overstatement, but I believe that my value is apparent in what I’ve accomplished in such a short time and the motivation that was necessary to get me here. Here’s a simple app I put up on Heroku today that utilizes many of these technologies:
    Also Ginger Elizabeth’s has the best hot chocolate in town so I like that association.

  • I’m a nerd with a passion for code and all things nerd. I like cats and often buy them toys or prepare them fresh Tuna. I pick up code pretty quickly, especially when I can peek around at a completed project and see what makes it work.

    Also I looked at your source and found your 591 character clue. I’m not sure what to make of it though. Do I get a temp job for at least finding it? :P

    I currently work remotely as a web developer and SEO analyst for 3 companies back in NJ and just recently moved to Woodland CA. I’m looking for something nerdy to do during my days.

    Tool around my website for a current resume or email me and I’ll gladly provide one.

    • nevermind.. i think i beat the boss.. or at least i did some copy pasta from the code to you know what and now there is a never ending loading wheel. Wheel of death means i beat the boss right Floyd?

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