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We finally got business cards

We’ve been out of business cards for a long time. Maybe 3 years. That’s a long time to keep saying “uh… we’re out of business…

I’ll Have the Blowjob with a Side of Fries

What is it with fast food chains that makes them feel compelled to use trashy innuendo-based ads to sell their product? I guess market research…

I was clueless

I went to the ATM near the EMRL earlier today to get money for lunch. Wasn’t really paying attention to anything other than getting my…

/nerdrage

I hate the internet. Hate it hate it hate it. Only websites like this give me hope that this medium is good for anything other…

We love you and help you out.

I think this website wins the internets. Its got Jesus, conspiracy theories, aliens, computers, Romanians, and lots of eyeshadow.

Never mind the cholesterol

According to Johnny Rotten (who you may or may not know, was in the Sex Pistols way back in the day), “It’s not about Great…

Nerds, Monorails, and Total Letdown

When I was little I dreamt of a future filled with monorails, cities on Mars, personal jetpacks and flying cars that fold up into a…

Go Meat!

As many of you faithful readers may or may not know, our studio is located directly above a Sacramento institution and state-worker hangout. Yes, I’m…

Why My Stomach Hurts

I don’t really want to post this, because media vultures are gross… But there’s a woman standing out on the parking garage roof across the…

Growing Pains

I’ve always wanted a garden of my own; and being a new homeowner, I finally have my chance. Why didn’t anyone tell me that growing…