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Enlightenment goes to the highest bidder

One of our clients, blankblank, is trying something new on their website. A silent auction kind of thing. The first three of their Juxtaposed: Religion…

Arcane cocktails and the death of summer

All of our clients and friends are invited to come help us celebrate the End of Summer – please join us for classic, hand-crafted cocktails…

We finally got business cards

We’ve been out of business cards for a long time. Maybe 3 years. That’s a long time to keep saying “uh… we’re out of business…

Ten Dollars will get you Fifty Cents

In the United States during the 19th Century, it was quite popular to use lots of big, fanciful, made-up Jabberwocky kind of words. Fun frou-frou…

Irony, how you mock me

So, there I was, riding my neato-mosquito Tote-Cycle (built in the ’60s by Sears, Roebuck & Co.) to work this morning. I was coming down…

Despotism

I found this 1946 classroom film while cleaning out my hardrives. It's kind of long, but very interesting (especially the re-enactments with look-a-like faux-Nazis. The…

I’ll Have the Blowjob with a Side of Fries

What is it with fast food chains that makes them feel compelled to use trashy innuendo-based ads to sell their product? I guess market research…

I was clueless

I went to the ATM near the EMRL earlier today to get money for lunch. Wasn’t really paying attention to anything other than getting my…

/nerdrage

I hate the internet. Hate it hate it hate it. Only websites like this give me hope that this medium is good for anything other…

We love you and help you out.

I think this website wins the internets. Its got Jesus, conspiracy theories, aliens, computers, Romanians, and lots of eyeshadow.